Joyce
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They're BackIn-Laws are coming back for a visit Thursday.... 
How lucky can I be 
This time I think I got a different plan.... don't clean, don't cook
Scoop poop instead  Maybe bring the goats in for a visit too!
Because we think they are sooo cute.
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Sher
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There's still plenty of time to go find a good hiding place .......... 
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Six
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Or you could clean out the closet to make room for them
Oooooppppsss I'm being naughty, Mcbunz goining to ground me again    
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Joyce
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| Six wrote: | Or you could clean out the closet to make room for them
Oooooppppsss I'm being naughty, Mcbunz goining to ground me again |
You are being naughty. I thought somebody told me to scoop poop when they come. It's a good excuse to get away and none of them would want to come with me.
Closet still sounds good and some rope
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Betty B
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Yes scoop poop and do your normal daily things. They are your hubby's parents right? Time for him to entertain and you hide when you need to. You go girl!
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McBunz
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| Six wrote: | Or you could clean out the closet to make room for them
Oooooppppsss I'm being naughty, Mcbunz goining to ground me again |
Won't ground you for telling the truth as you see it... 
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McBunz
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You are making them feel all together too welcome when they come..Give them the
fork and tell them to pitch the poo and earn
there keep.  
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Joyce
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I wish I could do that.... but they won't even pet them without gloves and they won't walk out there, they may get poo on those nice white tennies or unwanted hugs from Kodi. He leaves paw prints on thier nice clothes. It's funny, I find myself crying in laughter tears when these things happen. They don't seem to be full of the same laughter as I am....
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littlestep
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Oh man..You are just too nice to them!! Have you tried the McDonald thing??
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McBunz
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Get out your zip lock baggies.. Go out to the critters
yard and collect poo samples..
Lable each baggie with the name of each critter. Horses,
goats and dogs. Have coffee prepared and cookies out
for their arrival..Have baggies on the table next to the cookies..After they are seated say oops sorry ..samples
for the vet. Move baggies to kitchen counter or fridge..If this doesn't work, I don't know what will..Good luck with
the in-law removal kit. 
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littlestep
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| McBunz wrote: | Get out your zip lock baggies.. Go out to the critters
yard and collect poo samples..
Lable each baggie with the name of each critter. Horses,
goats and dogs. Have coffee prepared and cookies out
for their arrival..Have baggies on the table next to the cookies..After they are seated say oops sorry ..samples
for the vet. Move baggies to kitchen counter or fridge..If this doesn't work, I don't know what will..Good luck with
the in-law removal kit. |
Why waste some good ziplock baggies?? Just tell them to GET the samples..bare hand!! 
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Joyce
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OH that does sound like a wonderful table setting!
Mcbunz you sound as if you've had some experience with this table setting  Please share with us.... lol
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Joyce
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| littlestep wrote: | | Oh man..You are just too nice to them!! Have you tried the McDonald thing?? |
No C , I forgot about McDonald's. Happy meal would be good. thanks for the reminder
You're right I am way too nice, but I want to make Hubby proud and be a good hostage. How long can I pretend to be good??
It's way too hard to keep this up for long  
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McBunz
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| Joyce wrote: | OH that does sound like a wonderful table setting!
Mcbunz you sound as if you've had some experience with this table setting Please share with us.... lol |
Nope never tryed that one. My sister and I did share in-laws for a number of yrs. We did bring in a road killed frozen porcupine and proceed to pound the quills out of it.
My sister wanted the quills for an Indian beading class she
was taking. The in-laws were having coffee when we
brought the dead critter into the center of the kitchen
floor to collect these quills. They didn't leave, but they did
leave the kitchen in a hurry. 
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