Joyce
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Thought you ladies might enjoy this wonderful eventOk ... well this is prob one of those I should just keep quiet about but here I go. We have a plastic dog house on the dock by the pond. This is for the bucks. Today my little buck Itty Bitty Smitty or AKA ( Slick Willy )
was playing running from the other buck. He ran up and jumped in the doghouse and it went flying off into the pond, with Smitty in it. I had just sat down on the porch to take a break and heard Smitty screaming but could not see him. Went all the way out there to see and there he was sinking in the pond. I can't swim, afraid of the snakes / snapping turtles and whatever else could be in there. I was trying to figure out what I could reach and try to pull before it went completely under, but then he got quiet and I just dove in.  Only went out up to my waist, grabbed the doghouse but it was full of water and Smitty I could barely keep it up. Finally I realized if I could get the top off, it would not be so heavy and he may get out. I got it off he came out, I got my crocs stuck in the bottom and took a bit to get me out. The doghouse is STILL out there.
NONE of this is the really bad part. The really bad thing is that once I got to my front door I stripped down, because I didn't want to bring these muddy slimy wet stinky clothes in my house. It's private. Just got in the door and turned around and there was the UPS man putting a package on the front porch!!    Don't know how long he was there or if he even saw me.  Oh well hope it wasn't the usual guy.
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littlestep
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 wasn't it cold?? Yuck..goats can swim??
I prob would have done the same thing..exept the stripping for the ups man part! 
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Joyce
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 FOUR dogs and no one barks at the UPS ?? Don't remember if it was cold, only yucky
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Betty B
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Well did he have a smile on his face?  Probably made his day unless all the red hair you got covered the parts he wanted to see. LOL.
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Joyce
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I'm sure it was not a good view LOL I expose as few body parts as possible. I am hoping he didn't see me as I had just stepped inside the screen door and as I turned around I only got a glimse of him as he went around the corner of the porch. OR hoping it was NOT the usual guy because he ALWAYS says hello. Hubby and he talk for long periods everytime he comes. Please hope it was not him ....  They may have more to talk about next time
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McBunz
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Joyce that was just to funny..
I left my clothes on the mail box one time... this is about 300 ft or more from the house...I was the dog catcher then and had been sprayed by a skunk..
Had no UPS man though...
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Carlson
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You guys are so funny 
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Joyce
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When hubby came home, I told what had happened, well didn't tell him all of it. We'll see if UPS says anything next time first.
He said I could have gone all the way in the middle of the pond. It's not very deep. He said only about six foot! 
 I had to remind him, a I'm only five foot
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McBunz
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Well be sure to send him to retrieve the dog house.. 
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Joyce
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Don't think he wants to go in. He brought another doghouse over and put it in there. The old one is STILL out there, my little fire pitt chimney is STILL in the pond and my side Table, and my little fishing boy decoration. Cows had a good time over there for a while. 
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McBunz
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Christy was out.. She read about your adventures.. and enjoyed them as much as I did..
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Joyce
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Ha ha ... Refresh my memory as it needs rebooting. Who is Christy? LOL
Glad she enjoyed it, More glad it is over I will forget in time and hopefully so will the UPS man I have not been ordering anything
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Joyce
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OH I remember Christy, She is the one who came with you? LOL
Sorry I remember now
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pyrgirl
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You might want to bolt the new dog house down so it doesn't go flying too!
(Good thing you were there when it happened. - Otherwise you might have come home to a sad scene rather than a hilarious one!)
BTW, I think you were using HillyBilly smarts when you took that roof off of the house. 
Don't know what kind of smarts were being used when you took your clothes off, though . . .
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Joyce
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I know .. I know .. not sure what kind of smarts that's called I really regret it now. Should have wore them a little longer and gone around to the back door, but I was upset, thought I could have something swiming around in my pants I didn't want in there Just get them off and get in the shower!!
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Joyce
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Hubby just pulled another Huge pre-historic snapper out of there yesterday I hate the thought I was in there. I think it may have gotten a hold of one of my dogs this time. They knew where it was. 
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McBunz
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Joyce was using Mae West smarts when doing her strip.
"Hey big boy.... Like what you see....I'll show you some more".
Don't blame you Joyce for not wanting turtle cooties..
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Joyce
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No NO Joyce was not using ANY smarts of any kind! lol
OH yeah, I was like " Hey Big Boy, Ya wanna see my big fat A$$ LOL
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IZZY
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Ah hahahaha...that's such a funny stories I can't belive I missed it.
If there was a compatition for fishing stories...no one would beat yours...
fishing for goats and the side effects 
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Joyce
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These things always seem to happen to me when I'm home alone.
I'm almost afraid to be alone, something might happen
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Sher
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OMG! I'm falling off my chair laughing, Joyce! Thanks for bringing me back to life!  
Is Willy okay?
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Joyce
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You're Very Welcome Sher!!Yes Willy is fine, still escaping but has not got to the girls yet. Almost got a new ALL electric special Buck pin for him. Can't wait for him to try it out. I may video it LOL
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Sher
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| Joyce wrote: | | You're Very Welcome Sher!!Yes Willy is fine, still escaping but has not got to the girls yet. Almost got a new ALL electric special Buck pin for him. Can't wait for him to try it out. I may video it LOL |
Too bad he isn't one of those Fainting Goats. The does could really have some fun with him ........... "Hey, Willy ..... c'mere! BOO!" 
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